DEAR DYLAN,
THIS IS WHY YOUR HAIR IS NOW SHORT...


YOUR BIG BROTHER...YES, THIS FEISTY & HANDSOME FOUR YEAR OLD

AT 6:45AM, CUT YOUR HAIR IN WHAT SEEMED TO BE EVERY ROOM IN THE HOUSE. AND IT WAS CONFUSING TO YOUR TIRED MOMMY & DADDY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT OF HAIR TO BEGIN WITH - YET THERE WAS HAIR EVERYWHERE



YOU WERE THRILLED AND PROUD WITH THE LOPSIDED RESULTS

SO WE WERE, TOO.

THAT NIGHT WE TOOK YOU TO FLOYD'S WHERE THE HAIR STYLIST WITH A PIERCED TOUNGE & PINK HAIR EVENED IT UP AND TOOK YOU FROM THE CAROL BRADY SHAG TO THE ROCKIN' PAT BENETAR!

YOU LOOKED FABULOUS...SEE BELOW!!!